Steven Universe air times for August 10-16, 2015

All times are EDT.

Monday:
1:00 PM: Lion 3: Straight to Video
1:15 PM: Chille Tid
1:30 PM: Story for Steven
1:45 PM: Fusion Cuisine

Tuesday:
1:00 PM: Joy Ride
1:15 PM: Keystone Motel
1:30 PM: Open Book
1:45 PM: Keep Beach City Weird!

Wednesday:
1:00 PM: Rose’s Scabbard
1:15 PM: Space Race
1:30 PM: Marble Madness
1:45 PM: House Guest

Thursday:
1:00 PM: Winter Forecast
1:15 PM: Ocean Gem
1:30 PM: Maximum Capacity
1:45 PM: Mirror Gem

Friday:
1:00 PM: Horror Club
1:15 PM: Joking Victim
1:30 PM: On the Run
1:45 PM: An Indirect Kiss

Saturday:
1:00 PM: Steven’s Lion
1:15 PM: Historical Friction
1:30 PM: Cry for Help
1:45 PM: Lion 2: The Movie

Sunday:
7:30 AM: Onion Friend
7:45 AM: Friend Ship
8:00 AM: Warp Tour
8:15 AM: Garnet’s Universe

What are Rubies and Sapphires like on the homeworld?

When Keystone Motel aired we got our first good look at Ruby and Sapphire. Their appearance in Jailbreak was very brief and they were both very focused on finding each other, so it didn’t help us much.

We’re not saying that they were acting normal in Keystone Motel either. They were both under a lot of stress, meaning their behavior was skewed. Their reactions to stress are quite interesting though, and we get to see other sides of them towards the end. They are very different, and while real rubies and sapphires are just different colors of the same mineral, corundum, the only similarity Ruby and Sapphire seem to share is temperature control that goes haywire when they are angry. Otherwise they don’t seem to have much in common.

They’ve been in the Crystal Gems for a long time though. What are normal Rubies and Sapphires like on the homeworld, where Gems don’t inter-mix very much? We can make some guesses.

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Lunar Sea Spire podcast episode 41: Steven’s Lion

PodcastTitleGC13, Ken, and Hunter discuss Steven’s Lion, the source of a two great enigmas: Lion and the Desert Glass. At least with the Desert Glass it’s okay to not know much about it, but since he’s been an important character in so many episodes Lion must put some serious effort into being enigmatic.

There are a few theories out there about Lion, but no real way to be sure what his deal. He definitely has something to do with Rose, though. It’s why he’s pink, after all.

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Steven Universe air times for August 3-9, 2015

All times are EDT.

Tuesday:
3:00 PM: Reformed
3:15 PM: On the Run
3:30 PM: Say Uncle
3:45 PM: Future Vision

Wednesday:
3:00 PM: Love Letters
3:15 PM: The Test
3:30 PM: Joy Ride
3:45 PM: Warp Tour

Thursday:
3:00 PM: Full Disclosure
3:15 PM: Garnet’s Universe
3:30 PM: Jailbreak
3:45 PM: Watermelon Steven

Friday:
3:00 PM: The Return
3:15 PM: Alone Together
3:30 PM: Political Power
3:45 PM: Island Adventure

Saturday:
1:00 PM: Friend Ship
1:15 PM: Reformed
1:30 PM: Beach Party
1:45 PM: Onion Friend

Sunday:
7:30 AM: Rising Tides, Crashing Skies
7:45 AM: Sworn to the Sword
8:00 AM: Keeping it Together
8:15 AM: Cry For Help

New episodes pushed back to September

whaaaatNo! We were so close! The new crop of episodes was almost within our grasp, but the schedule changed and now we have to wait another month to see them.

Well, it’s not a total loss. The three episode titles we got first turned out to not be the first episodes in line. Here are the five episode titles you have to look forward to first when September comes around:

  • Nightmare Hospital
  • Catch and Release
  • When it Rains
  • Back to the Barn
  • Sadie’s Song

Peridot’s hard suit

Peridot was kind of a big deal when she first showed up. Do you remember? Among all sorts of speculation over who she was and what she was doing, there was a lot of wondering about her outfit: was it part of her, a projection just like the Crystal Gems’ outfits, or was it something apart from her? We got our answer in Friend Ship as she jettisoned a foot so she could make her escape: unlike any other Gem we’ve seen, Peridot augments her physical form with technology.

It’s time to look closely at what we know about Peridot’s suit.

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Why does Earth have an expiration date?

Peridot, while in full-on Saturday morning cartoon villain mode at the beginning of Friend Ship, said that the Earth had an expiration date and she didn’t want to be around to find out when. Think for yourself what the odds of that being an innocuous reference to the Sun’s destiny to turn into a red giant and engulf the Earth.

Yeah, not too likely, eh? Well, then what could she be talking about?

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The fate of the Galaxy Warp and the flask robonoids’ work ethic

Friend Ship didn’t beat around the bush at all: we saw the Galaxy Warp, and everything was decidedly un-annihilated. Oh, sure, none of the warp pads worked and the homeworld warp was rubble, but that’s exactly how the Crystal Gems left things at the end of Warp Tour. We didn’t get the destruction that we hoped for after Winter Forecast aired, so now we’re going to hope that the shooting star gets used on something more fun.

Then of course there’s the communication hub warp pad, destroyed in Coach Steven and still very much not repaired in Cry For Help. Are the flask robonoids slacking off, or are they just not up to the task?

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What does Historical Friction say about how different Steven’s world is?

We learned some interesting facts from Historical Friction. First of all, Beach City was settled almost two hundred years in the past (by someone six generations back from Mayor Dewey, so the time scale checks out). That would just be an interesting piece of trivia if it wasn’t also apparently the first human settlement in the Americas (or at least anywhere near the Crystal Temple), and its founder didn’t know that he was going to reach land. This is quite a bit different from our history, where knowledge of the New World became widespread knowledge about five hundred years before our time.

So where does that leave us? Wondering why everything is so different.

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Lunar Sea Spire podcast episode 40: Tiger Millionaire

PodcastTitleKen, GC13, and Hunter see the ropes and discuss Tiger Millionaire (the character as well as the episode, though of course it’s the Good-Looking Gang everyone wants to see).

Everyone came back to an old favorite and felt a bit differently about it, but the group is still able to unearth the truth about Lars (wake up, sheeple!) and tell the tragic story of Dashing Dave and Handsome Hank.

We’re happy to cover with our fortieth podcast the episode that introduced the plotline that came to the forefront in episode forty (which, you might remember, we covered in our first podcast), but let us never forget this one truth: anything goes in wrestling.

We love you Tiger Millionaire.