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Preview for Garnet’s Universe

We still wish Garnet was our mother. The preview for Garnet’s Universe is up, and we get to listen to Steven the Storyteller:

 

Immediate reaction to Fusion Cuisine

Right about the motives for the Crystal Gems to fuse? You bet we were!

We may not have gotten to see them in the actual act of fusing, but boy was Alexandrite’s behavior interesting. She doesn’t quite fit in with how Opal and Sugilite acted, so yet again we’re waiting for the series to progress more …

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What to expect from Fusion Cuisine

A while ago we were promised mothers in Beach City. Expect Fusion Cuisine to follow through on that promise and show us what Connie’s mother looks like.

This episode should be about all three of the Crystal Gems fusing together to pretend to be Steven’s mother. Presumably Garnet’s rather interesting method of conversation is one of the …

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Ratings for Keep Beach City Weird!

Not having Cartoon Network on Dish Network is continuing to hurt. TV Media Insights puts Keep Beach City Weird! at 1,446,000 viewers.

New episode: Garnet’s Universe will air on November 13, 2014

Garnet is a mysterious mystery to all of us. On November 13, at the usual time of 6:45 PM EST, we’ll learn just how much of a mystery she is to Steven too.

Garnet’s Universe
Steven imagines what Garnet does with her day.

Song of the week: Glitch City

There have been a lot of weird things happening in Beach City since… Well, forever, really. Steven knows a thing or two about how things get when it gets really weird, so this week’s song of the week is Glitch City.

 

Steven Universe air times for November 3-9, 2014

All times are EST.

Tuesday:
9:30 AM: Steven and the Stevens
9:45 AM: Monster Buddies
10:00 AM: Secret Team
10:15 AM: Joking Victim
10:30 AM: Island Adventure
10:45 AM: Keep Beach City Weird!

Thursday:
6:45 PM: Fusion Cuisine

Sunday:
6:45 PM: Fusion Cuisine

Could Ronaldo be on the right track?

Ronaldo is a side character no more: as of Keep Beach City Weird! he’s bucking for a job as a prophet. Only time will tell if he’s qualified, but we’ve already taken a look at his predictions. Now it’s time to buckle down and wonder what the fact that Ronaldo made his predictions might mean for …

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What we learned from Keep Beach City Weird!

We’ve always felt like we were cut from the same cloth as Ronaldo. Keep Beach City Weird! was a particularly close look at the difficulties involved in our work: tomorrow’s speculation post will be meatier, but let’s take a look at the facts we’ll be working with.

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Preview for Fusion Cuisine

We wish Garnet was our mother. CoinOpTV has the preview for Fusion Cuisine up. Check it out: