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GC13 and David talk about Bubbled, home of the Ruby Funny Face.

It’s a more contained episode with some interesting interpretations of how outer space works, but it also has some gorgeous interpretations of how outer space looks so it gets a free pass from us.

Steven adds to his list of mental traumas this episode, but he makes a serious attempt at healing Eyeball (even if nobody knows why he chose to lick her gem directly).

Thankfully for us and for Steven’s mental well-being we later find out that she was recovered safe and sound, but Mindful Education comes after this and before that, so Steven had an awful lot of time to ponder how things went.

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GC13 and Isabelle join the Jasper fan club in Back to the Moon. (Jasper is so funny and strong.)

This was the first episode to say out loud what happened to Pink Diamond, and it seems like more than just Jasper is messed up about it (thankfully Amethyst didn’t go into full “Your Diamond! My Diamond!” mode). Of course knowing what we know now the story is even more interesting, but we won’t know the whole story until season five is over.

Poor Eyeball. We’ll get to see more of her next week when we talk about Bubbled, but right now the real tragedy is her seeing someone else sit in Jasper’s lap. Good thing that was just another trick.

Ruby jokes need to become a thing though.

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GC13 and David discuss the exciting end of the Jasper Saga: Earthlings!

So it finally happened: Jasper and Bismuth are locked up in the temple basement together. Amethyst can finally get over her (quite significant) physical inferiority to Jasper; as long as she has another Crystal Gem to hold hands with, nothing can stop her!

Jasper had a line that did make us wonder before she was corrupted and bubbled, however: how does a Gem’s height indicate her rarity and importance? From what we’ve seen, Gem heights are all over the place, and Gems of the exact same height can have radically different statuses.

Even if she makes us wonder though, Jasper still passes inspection.

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GC13, David, and Hunter talk about Beta (and the rest of the show too).

Beta can be considered two episodes: one lighthearted morp show in the barn, and one tour of the beta kindergarten (even getting dark at the end). This makes Beta the first episode where we’re cheated out of a big chunk of time hanging out with Peridot and Lapis.

Was Jasper’s post-Malachite arc something you enjoyed? Will the way the Crystal Gems treated Lapis back when she was in the mirror ever actually be dealt with? What should be next after the series ends?

We don’t have answers for you: those are yours to provide.

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GC13, Sophia, and David talk about Bismuth (and a fair bit about Bismuth as well).

Bismuth is a key episode for understanding the timeline, but it indicates that a lot of action was packed into the final three hundred years of the war: most crucially, Pink Diamond’s shattering and therefore the entire Cluster project.

So we have Bismuth: a rebel among rebels. She was in it for the revolution, it seems. It’s just a shame that, as yet, we haven’t got any more of her. Hopefully we’ll get more of her before the series is finished.

Plus: the series has to end with Cookie Cats going back into production. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!